Ok, just wanna share this Silly joke gotten from an email from some friends. HAHA!.
Its Freakingly hilarous!.. DIE DIE MUST READ =).

Here's how the story goes>>>>

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money.She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is alwaysright) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.The president was surprised and asked, '

What kind of bets?'The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'The president started to laugh and told the woman that it wasimpossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said,

'Would you like to take my bet?''Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that mytesticles are not square.''Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't min d I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.''No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the betand spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them overagain and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly womanarrived at the president's office with her lawyer andacknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that thepresident's testicles were square.The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the onemade the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him todrop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.<>The president was happy to oblige.The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them.

'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly thepresident noticed that the lawyer was banging his head againstthe wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing thatand she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding theballs of the President of the Bank of Canada !'